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'Wokes' Eat Their Own
A long time ago, in a country getting farther and farther away (from reality), there was a biological male athlete that kicked ass in the 1976 Olympics.His name was Bruce Jenner.Decades later, he...
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No Time Is Safe With 'Editing Gone Wild' Pet Rocks
My rather naughty 'editing gone wild' pet rocks, Seymour and Element, have been on a mission of late.To find something truly bizarre to edit.It's 2021; bizarre shouldn't be hard to find.It...
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Scam FBI Meets Eruptible MAGA
These days, it seems as if the real fbi has become reduced to the Hazard County (GA) Sheriff's Department, aka Sheriff Roscoe P. Coaltrane.Obola and the deep state pretty much wrecked the former.Of...
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A White Horse Souse Scam
I have no doubt that had President Trump received this email, he'd be laughing too.It was, after all, pretty laughable, like so much out of the temporary fraud now in the White House.Some scammers...
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Leftist Creations We Regreta
Leftist media darlings in the age of COVID wound up taking a backseat to a Frankensteinish Fauxci, Jeffrey Epstein chum Bill Gates, and the NY nursing home massacre governor, among others.We know that...
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General Disorder Of The Milicontrary
Generally speaking, I don't get letters from generals commanding the armed forces of the United States.Not real ones, anyway.I do get plenty from those commanding internet cafes in Scamland.Like this...
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Snow White's "Bite Me!" To Wokes and Cancel Culture Morons
While this is not the Snow White I first learned of in my very youth, this is how fed up Snow White has become with the wussification of culture in America.She seems to be expressing herself to the...
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Upper Volta, Anyone?
Just for the record, Upper Volta had nothing to do with this email thread.Until Seymour, my 'geography geologic' pet rock decided it needed to.Surprised as I was, you shoulda seed the other guy.Here's...
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And Yet Just A Few More Randomalities
Time for a few more randomalities from all over Heckydarnpoo.All the while in Portland...While Taylor finds out she can't write a song about breaking up with President Trump because he's got a far...
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Post 1770 Since June 2005
Don't seem possible...1770 posts since June 2005.I have achieved a level of time wastage that impresses even my two pet rocks, what with them -- Seymour in particular -- being experts at...
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The Lies And Times Of AOC
If that simpering nincompoop, Democrap NY reprehensible AOC is in the news, it's bound to be both yawn-worthy and empty-headed."AOC in Therapy over January 6" said a commodeline line from a story in...
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UN Gets Lip Service From Plunger Lips
The only sounds that come out of that yap are discordant, ignorant and wholly without useful purpose, reason or logic.Small wonder she's always mad.Scammers love to use the UN -- another wholly without...
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Nigerian Largess Face Plants Like Fauxci
Scammers are everywhere.Especially in government, like the abject lying sack of sh*t pictured here. And this clown wasn't even elected.Granted, not just in our government (especially one run and...
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A Royal "Out Of This World" Edit
Element -- my other 'editing gone wild' pet rock -- has developed something of a fascination with the family of my 21st cousin, thrice-removed.That would be the current Queen of England, Elizabeth...
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Here Come Da *Scam* Judge
No, it really isn't Laugh In's fault.There aren't many angles that online email scammers don't try. Pillaging the legal system for a successful scam template makes sense.After all, they see how the...
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Port Harcourt Speaks...To His Regret
No one could know of Star Trek (TOS) without having knowledge of one character that managed two episodes thereon: Harcourt Fenton Mudd, aka Harry.And women were key in both of his escapade...
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Mrs. Brown Tries Again
Alas, poor Mrs. Brown.The one Herman's Hermits sang about had a daughter that broke his heart.This one...just has a broken scam.Despite having been there and done that, I decided to revisit and...
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A Question Asked Deserves An Answer
When one replies to an email scam by editing and returning the email scam, sometimes...one gets asked a question. If not by the originating scammer, then by one of those 'fortunate' enough to receive...
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Ago'n Nowhere Fast
Epic indeed.A short time ago in a galaxy too freakin' near for our own good, came an unsolicited email from an ironically-named person Dr. Ken Ago:You must make sure you stop communications with...
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