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DHS Don't Wanna Be Left Out...
On the same day that I was hearing from the FauxBI (see previous post), I was also hearing from DHS (Department of Homeland Security). Similar emails. Similar scams. Just different...
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Online Reprehensibles
Yes, there's a reason that Philip is pictured here, farting on Terrence.If you've ever seen South Park, you know this dubious animated duo. They -- and one of their antagonists from Canada -- have...
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Odds In the Ends
Yes, there's a point to the appearance of Cpl. Klinger from MASH. And you won't have long to wait for it.First, feast your eyes upon this effort to give me the business by Naomi Gagnon, who sent an...
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Another Scammer Reading Comprehension FAIL
Sad, isn't it?Not as much as the reading comprehension FAIL of Sam Laidlaw.Here you go:i have something to discuss with you, reply back. Back. Thanks very much for your urgent response.I want you...
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A Little Bit H'yah, A Little Bit Th'yah
A Helldoh, deceiving at a book store near someone...Sometimes, email scams become somewhat boring. When that's the case, my replies tend to become boring. When that's the case, the exchanges don't...
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WHO Gets It First
The picture will make sense to you shortly.Got me an email from "the" World Health Organization, that read like this h'yar:World Health Organization(WHO)WHO HeadquartersAvenue Appia 201211Geneva...
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Ghana, The UN, An Edit and More
I don't know why Marie Barf -- Ms State Department Hash Tagger -- is pouting. After all, she didn't get left out here.Or mebbe that's why she's pouting...'cuz she didn't.Once again, the UN is trying...
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A Little More Yakety Yak
You're right...that's not a yak.Neither did the scammer intend to involve anything akin to a yak in this email, as you'll obviously note:Sir.In accordance to my religious persuasion, I felt expedient...
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Ju Lie and The Pet Rock Obliges
Let's see who sees what I just done there.A fitting post for the Fourth. My pet rock is celebrating in Califorlornia with his great friend Sandee of Comedy Plus, but before heading that direction he...
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Yawp...
Especially scammers.Take this scammer for instance:I know that message come to you as a surprise. I am the Auditing and Accounting section manager with Bank Burkina faso. I Hope that you will not...
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Not The Reply They Expected
When Zenith Bank from some dubious location in Africa writ to my character, seeking to find out if my character had authorized someone in Califorlornia to have access to $10 Million USD that belonged...
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Not The Reply They Expected -- II
This is the alleged director of Zenith Bank, Nigeria.*snort*And apparently, he's even more stupid than he looks.After the email response I sent them in Part I -- allowing the fictitious person in...
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While Seymour Vacations, Kim Jong Un Farts
Kim Jong Un has an addiction to threatening war.Matters not on whom...he simply must threaten someone monthly or his fung shui is twatwaffled.It apparently doesn't do to have your fung shui...
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Facepalm Gets Scammed
One of my scambaiting characters -- one that is NOT currently on Failbook -- just got informed by Failbook that he 'won' a Failbook international lottery.What won't ol' Zuck think of next?Whatever it...
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The Stin...k
If you recall the famous movie from the 70s....this will remind you of none of it.This is more of another scammer that looks for replies without looking at WHAT they say.Here's how it started:Hello my...
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Seymour Doesn't Just Edit Kim Jong Un
You gotta love research studies. Especially when you more than likely paid for them as a taxpayer.From the Christian Science Monitor came a story that told us researchers were now pretty sure that...
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Pokeyawn Phffft
The new internet app craze that leads people to walk into walls, trees, cars, each other...all in search of mythical pokemon thingees.Track them, catch them, mix and match 'em, collect the whole...
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Conversations On The Edge of Harf
That look is being replicated somewhere in Scamland.The reason for it is the following conversation between one of my scambaiting characters and a gold/diamond selling scammer:Dear Sir/ MAWe are group...
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Another Edition Of Scammers What Don't Read Replies
There is a reason for this team picture of the 1966 Green Bay Packers.Several that have absolutely NOTHING to do with scamming.And one that does.And here's how that comes to pass (pun intended) as we...
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The FauxBI Post-Hellary Fumble
Okay, this isn't the FBI logo, but it fits.Y'all know that the FauxBI director, James Comey, wet himself to avoid indicting hellary Clinton with crimes over the email scandal, even while pointing out...
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