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The Pet Rock Edits North Korea Saving The World
North Korea strikes again with sandpoundingly stupid propaganda.My pet rock, Seymour, is thrilled. Another chance to edit the Pudgemeister, Kim Jong Un.In a proofless pronouncement from...
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Politically Correct Gestapo Barbie?
Really?Yeah...in Obola's hoax and change warped world, I can see this. "Hello Barbie" reputed to be an actual NSA mole.One that's got feminincompoops going crazy over her politically incorrect looks....
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Airport 2015 -- Seymour Style
Another news story about North Korean whackadoodle Kim Jong Un.Another edit by "pet rock gone edit wild", Seymour.I swear that my pet rock is going to make a career out of Un.Here's the latest:Kim Jong...
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Anuddah Blog Foist
No, not the headline (or the parody paper).The blog had a new and likely never before visitation from.....*drum roll*......no, not Liechtenstein (still waiting for that one)....but...
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The Pet Rock Piles On Kim Jong Un Some More...
Kim Jong Un apparently lurves seeing his name in the news. Though probably not so much when it's from a news service that he can't control.Like that of my "editing gone wild" pet rock, Seymour.Here is...
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Phonecalls From The Ledge
*This is a recent republish from late '08, and again from mid '10, and yet again in recognition of Greece and the markets in '15...*Like many of you, my 401k feels like it's been riding a porcupine...
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Lost In Translation III
This dating scamstress claims -- after reading my character's first reply -- that "English is my favorite language".Too bad she didn't make her "favorite language" one she was fluent in.A quick lesson...
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Gibberish Meets Western Union
The gibberish exchanged between this aborigine and Bugs Bunny was at least somewhat recognizeable as "unga bunga bunga".I can't quite say as much for this email scam with something of a Nigerian origin...
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Suddenly, Scammers LOVE Themselves Conferences
This seems to be a recent trend in email themes my characters have been receiving. Take this one -- sure sounds credible and thoroughly professional -- to be held in South Africa at the end of this...
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A Pet Rock's View Of What's "Consequential"
Vox.com pronounces Barack Insane Obola the most consequential president in history.My pet rock, Seymour, knows a wagonload of bullshevik when he hears it.And knows how to edit it, too.For example,...
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A Pet Rock vs Kim Jong Un Again
Kim Jong Un strikes again.Thus, Seymour PetRock edits again.It appears that Un is forever seeking new means to execute those who incur his pudgy wrath.Which lately apparently includes his Minister of...
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Still Begging (And Scamming) For Dollars
While this isn't related to the subject material, it kind of is. After all, much of the Obola regime HAS been a scam.I only partially digress.A scammer long disposed of -- Dangote Alico, the online...
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Lord of What?
Seriously.I got an email from...The Lord John Thomas of Cwmgiedd, of the Judiciary of England and Wales.I wonder how the dolphins feel about that?I don't need to share with you the whole email; this...
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Would Hitlary Have Erased THIS Email?
Probably.Since I don't have my own mail server, I reckon I won't. Work email. A place for serious technical writing.Most times. Then there's stuff like I write, when it isn't reporting an event that...
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Seymour's Devilish Edit
My pet rock, Seymour, loves South Park.So when he read an article that seemed a parody of a South Park parody -- one about demon animals hailing Satan at Christmas -- he went into "editing pet rock...
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More Yakety Yak
Here we go again.Another scammer conference, seeking to milk fees out of unsuspecting "do gooders".Here's how it arrived:Dear Friend and Colleague, On behalf of (NYRO) National Youth Rights...
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Seymour Weighs In On "Beany" (Obola) 'n Cecil
My pet rock, Seymour, has a bit of a different take on the controversy over the hunting of African lions and the shooting of the one called Cecil, in Zimbabwe.By a dentist.I've been to a dentist or two...
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The Pet Rock Has Bad News For Hellary
Yeah, hrc ain't gonna much like this 'un.My pet rock, Seymour, doesn't just like busting on Kim Jong Un.A story about hrc's crimepaign proved to be editing fodder for the pet rock determined to win a...
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An "International Conference" Ain't Ready for Hillary
No one with a working brain is, either.An interesting scam email that means to get respondents in the wallet over their "hotel expenses".Read it here:Dear Sir/Madame,You are invited to participate in...
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The Loch Ness Monster Is A Wha...?
Mystery solved. Again.Experts say that "the" Loch Ness Monster....is a catfish.Yeah, I can see the resemblance here.Granted, I've been hearing about the Loch Ness Monster -- aka, Nessie -- for...
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